This One Obese Chick On The Bus

Before I start, I know I'm going to come off as mean and judgmental. And I am. But whatevs. It's not like I'm going to tell you her name and shit. So it's just funny. Not mean.

So there was this obese female on the bus today. It was late-ish, not too late, but late enough to be black outside. The 28 bus was crowded, and I, a skinny ass dude was sweating. So imagine this obese chick. Anyway. She talks to her friend about her boyfriend. That's right...the obese chick's boyfriend. Not the obese chick's friend's boyfriend. But her OWN boyfriend. As shocking as this was, I figured, well there's somebody out there for anyone, so I guess I shouldn't have been too surprised. But my initial thoughts were, this dude is probably hella hurt, or doesn't love you. I KNOW I KNOW! MEAN RIGHT??! But I was right!. Lmao. She says all these things to her friend that made me totally right.

So the obese chick tells her friend a story. How she was out late one night, around 10:30 waiting for the 28. She said that she had waited 45 minutes before one finally showed up, and when it finally did, that it passed her by. She said she was ready to cry and that she decided to just call her boyfriend to pick her up. Apparently her boyfriend was too busy cooking and couldn't leave that behind for a moment to pick up his girlfriend, who is so sad in the dark, alone, and raining. Lmao. I mean like I said. This dude probably doesn't care a whole lot about her, because he wasn't willing to stop cooking and pick her up. First of all, why does he absolutely NEED to cook at 11:15 at night? I mean he could probably leave it right? He's probably cooking for another bitch he's cheating on the fat chick with.

Then she says some shit like, yeah my boyfriend loves to be loving and caring to me when it's convenient for him. That's mean haha. So if you got shot in the leg, fell off a boat, started drowning, and losing blood while in the ocean surrounded by sharks, and your boyfriend had a life saving tube thing, and needs to piss, that he would go to the bathroom first and then come back for you? Fuck that...

That's pretty much it, all else that happened on the bus with the obese chick was that the white bitches that she was standing in front of who were sitting down...got up so these old ladies could sit down. That's cool and all, but then the bus was already crowded as fuck...so these white bitches standing up and pushing this warn, fat, sweaty chick on me was fucking annoying.

Deuces,
Christian