This One Obese Chick On The Bus

Before I start, I know I'm going to come off as mean and judgmental. And I am. But whatevs. It's not like I'm going to tell you her name and shit. So it's just funny. Not mean.

So there was this obese female on the bus today. It was late-ish, not too late, but late enough to be black outside. The 28 bus was crowded, and I, a skinny ass dude was sweating. So imagine this obese chick. Anyway. She talks to her friend about her boyfriend. That's right...the obese chick's boyfriend. Not the obese chick's friend's boyfriend. But her OWN boyfriend. As shocking as this was, I figured, well there's somebody out there for anyone, so I guess I shouldn't have been too surprised. But my initial thoughts were, this dude is probably hella hurt, or doesn't love you. I KNOW I KNOW! MEAN RIGHT??! But I was right!. Lmao. She says all these things to her friend that made me totally right.

So the obese chick tells her friend a story. How she was out late one night, around 10:30 waiting for the 28. She said that she had waited 45 minutes before one finally showed up, and when it finally did, that it passed her by. She said she was ready to cry and that she decided to just call her boyfriend to pick her up. Apparently her boyfriend was too busy cooking and couldn't leave that behind for a moment to pick up his girlfriend, who is so sad in the dark, alone, and raining. Lmao. I mean like I said. This dude probably doesn't care a whole lot about her, because he wasn't willing to stop cooking and pick her up. First of all, why does he absolutely NEED to cook at 11:15 at night? I mean he could probably leave it right? He's probably cooking for another bitch he's cheating on the fat chick with.

Then she says some shit like, yeah my boyfriend loves to be loving and caring to me when it's convenient for him. That's mean haha. So if you got shot in the leg, fell off a boat, started drowning, and losing blood while in the ocean surrounded by sharks, and your boyfriend had a life saving tube thing, and needs to piss, that he would go to the bathroom first and then come back for you? Fuck that...

That's pretty much it, all else that happened on the bus with the obese chick was that the white bitches that she was standing in front of who were sitting down...got up so these old ladies could sit down. That's cool and all, but then the bus was already crowded as fuck...so these white bitches standing up and pushing this warn, fat, sweaty chick on me was fucking annoying.

Deuces,
Christian

See I Told You Chinese Elderlys are vicious on the fucking bus...O.O

Here is a video that came out today around 10am in Chinatown of some Chinese elder who hops on a bus and asks to sit down. The black bitch's legs was in the way, so the Chinese elder couldn't sit down. Anyway, they end up getting into a big fight about it...

The black bitch when she threw the first punch...kinda looked like she wanted to take it back lmao. It looked all soft. Stupid Ho. Should of just hit her as hard as she could at first, cause black bitch just got pwned...

Elderly Chinese People

On the bus...

Asian bitches are always trying to get a fucking seat. They will push your ass out the way to get that seat. They're fucking savages when coming on the bus. Sometimes I'll be sitting on the 9x bus, and we make that first stop into Chinatown. All I see is a mob of elderly Chinese with groceries bump their way to a seat. The look on their face is equivalent to that of a cannibal or lion who hasn't eaten in months. I mean...do you really need a seat that bad? Because if you're able to run that fucking fast, you can obviously walk and spend some time standing on the bus. And if you're able to spot a seat within milliseconds of entering the bus, then you have better eyes than superman, and he has x-ray vision. I understand why front seats should be vacated for disabled persons, but to put elderly Chinese people in the same category is preposterous.

Collecting Cans...

Okay. I understand if you're old, and you got no better shit to do, and want to get some exercise, that walking around the neighborhood collecting cans is a good thing. I mean it's killing three birds with one stone. You overcome chronic boredom, you get some exercise, and you clean up the streets. But when you start digging in trash cans and other peoples recycling bin, that's crossing the line. I can't even express how I feel when I see legs dangling outside of my recycling bin, and out comes an elderly Chinese woman/man. Please stop...it hurts to watch.

Driving...(all chinese people)

Everyone is under the impression that Chinese people cannot drive. I'm not sure exactly why that is. I figured it's because they have small eyes, so it's harder for them to see the road. Or maybe it's because they're short and can't see past the steering wheel. Or is it because they're main focus while driving is trying to fix a computer or do their bully's math homework? I'm not completely sure.

But despite what people may think, Chinese people are awesome drivers. Being Chinese. I know there's 3 things we definitely know how to do. 1, we know how to drive, and 2, we know how to count......

Deuces,
Christian